I see your handsome face. Don't be sad about it. It's okay, even.
– Three of Funnymouth's catchphrases (translated into readable English).
Funnymouth is a man who makes people kinda pissed online, so now you know who those internet trolls are, but watch out cuz eventually hes going to pimp smack your face with a pipe or somethin and break your jaw, and then for some reason you will still be alive and story trolling people, yea i know it makes total sense right?
Funnymouth has, as is described in the creepypasta, a broken jaw with a huge, lolling tongue protruding from it. It is described as having a bloated face, and its hands have been described as 'slimy' and wormlike, as Charles felt in his 'dreams'.